verylittlebird:

*me in my grave laughing cause nobody knows the r.i.p. on my tombstone stands for rugrats in paris*

(via dulect)

christmascockies:

i stopped caring when i was like 3

(via amandagoodbyeness)

Rihanna wouldn’t put up with your shit so neither will I —an ancient proverb (via curiovsly)

(via thelazykorean)

bewbin:

metaknighty:

crushes are terrible

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(Source: rhinse, via thelazykorean)

bitchface12345:

i don’t do cocaine i just like the smell

(via motzio)

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

(Source: whiteboyfriend, via academy)

plaineasyandsimple:

this one time a guy in my class was gonna download his presentation from hotmail.com

HE SPELLED IT WRONG

HE SPELLED HOTMALE.COM

HE WAS CONNECTED TO THE PROJECTOR

WE WERE TWELVE

JUST IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED

(Source: thelifeof-moa, via joshpeck)

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